"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey. I believe it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts… I despise it, I defy it, and I hate it." — Robert G. Ingersoll 

"All Bibles are man-made." — Thomas Edison 

Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging. Don’t have aesthetic convulsions when using them, either. 

If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when purchased, do not use. 

God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change, The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect, and the wisdom to tell the difference.